Know Your Best BS (Belief Systems)

Happy First Friday of March!

Spring is getting closer, and with it comes a wave of more people out looking cute in public. 

With that in mind, I am now offering my skills as a dating coach. I use a mix of the cards, intuition coaching, and my experiences in the dating realms to help people find secure attachments in this area of their life. 

For insight into a variety of topics, come in this month for a tarot reading

For either of these offerings, or a lesson in tarot reading, use the code RETRO2026 for a discount through the Equinox! 

Do you want to entertain friends and family this Spring? Add a real treat to your time together when you hire a professional tarot or palm reader from Portlandia Fortune Tellers

Our Free Reading for the month is below!

And below that is a new Flip Through of the Earth Magick Deck by Daniel Martin Diaz! 

Springtime is Riddy Diddy Ding Time,

Jenna Lynne Roberts

Present Path Tarot

Portlandia Fortune Tellers


Our reading today is with the cheeky Housewives Tarot by Jude Buffum and Paul Kepple

We begin with the Judgment Card, which is about finding your own clarified truth. 

I love that the image presented in this deck reflects the clash of society’s norms versus our inner acceptance of our own personal meat suit. Tis the season to feel anxious about fitting into last Summer’s fashions. 

Let’s take that as a metaphor of the high expectations we feel pressured to live up to. How can you nourish yourself in a 4 of Swords Spa Day? 

Find some time to rest mentally and listen to the stories you are sewing with rotten thread. 

With Mercury in retrograde this month, it’s time to reflect on the defeating tales that spoil our centered confidence and certainty.

The Hermit’s bath time is washing out the belief systems (BS) that detract from our own wisdom. You are your own best guru, and the Hermit takes time to tune inward to find what that Judgment Card epiphany is all about. 

The King of Cups reversed could indicate that you are emotionally needing to add some of your salty tears to that epsom Hermit bath. Even if you don’t know what the cry is about, allow for an emotional release. 

Or, the King of Cups reversed could also be about an emotionally stuck masculine figure in your life who might not like your newfound awakening. Don’t let his distaste for what’s for dinner halt you from serving up your finest truth. 

The High Priestess welcomes your intuitive pancakes. She knows that honest inward seeking can be sticky and messy sometimes, but trusting yourself is a sweetness of life not to be passed up.

A clear message keeps stirring around again and again in this reading: You know what your own truth is, and it is essential to sit with that certainty in solitude to solidify it more fully this month. 

If you crave more of what I am dishing out, sign up for an online or in-person tarot reading or an intuition coaching session with me. 

Discover more from Present Path Tarot

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading